Oh great, now @catfluff is going to be so confused

@cakelover pls halp

*mind blown* How do I miss these things? I was also the last to know about Donald Glover's secret identity.

Spanish flu shot Nacho Vidal, who like to advertise his name and address to be a good one for the kids, has been arrested on a counter during your period and the last two weeks of the week before.

They lost their minds and have now labeled me as One Of Them. I've been trying to say they can meet him outside if they wear masks, or accommodate them some other way, but they haven't responded.

I never get a good answer out of them. My dad will storm off and my mom just says they don't want to be tracked. When I ask her about Alexa and their cell phones tracking them, she said they'd "actually never thought of that." The next time I came over, they had thrown away their Echo.
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They still have their cell phones though? And now my mom misses setting timers with Alexa.
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Their concern is definitely not tied to any rational part of their minds. They generally think Biden stole the election and Jesus is going to return soon, so that means this is the biblical End Times, and society is about to collapse, and the Tribulation is going to begin. It's really stressful for them, and they don't know how to cope. I feel bad for them and I don't know what to do :(
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They refuse to meet their own grandson (my newborn son) because I asked they be vaccinated or quarantine before seeing him because he doesn't have an immune system yet. Not because of the novel coronavirus, specifically.

No one does that with simps

*especially if you're in prison

Step 1 .... you put your @dr_richard_ew in a box...

The “Dustbowl” drought also chimed in pretty heavily

To be fair, they did specify a capital E

Emergency room

That was a weird night for Butters