jd1984

jd1984


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The dark lord lives on 1 comments
jd1984 · 20 minutes ago
Just toss it into the sun. Even if its not destroyed nobody will pick it up for the soul piece to inhabit.
Anyone know what kind of pest this is in our greenhouse eating all of our strawberries? 6 comments
jd1984 · 1 hour ago
It's more of a parasite then a pest.
Anon gets into a breakup 2 comments
jd1984 · 1 day ago
They must have gotten her pictures.
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When your expectations are very high 1 comments
jd1984 · 1 day ago
Don't try to jump when you got heavy leg syndrome.
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Doggo establishing dominance over poor tortoise 6 comments
jd1984 · 1 day ago
To be fair tortoise does sound a bit like toilet.
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I am 4 sure 6 comments
jd1984 · 5 days ago
Same.
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Brief flagrant Reindeer 5 comments
jd1984 · 5 days ago
It's been reposted everyday for 3 or 4 days now.
What shall we call him? 4 comments
jd1984 · 6 days ago
His barber should share the punishment.
He’s got a point 22 comments
jd1984 · 6 days ago
Get rid of both and make a new day called parents day. Everybody wins, but still pissed off.
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Love love love 5 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
The feeling of boredom comes from being in a rut. Try a new activity, go on a trip, just do something that lets the two of you reconnect rather than sit around the house watching tv.
They'll change their password eventually 2 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
If the choices are nice or dumbass, always err on the side of caution and choose dumbass.
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title 4 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
It's an equestrian, flightless.
She looks like she wants to go back inside 4 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
Grab a marker, change are to were, then tape it to the pole. Same message.
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Police officers hate this trick 3 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
Always informative, thank you guest_
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This gem 6 comments
jd1984 · 1 week ago
I like the other guys expressions. First one was "holy shit an alien" second "Holy shit he shot the alien" third "that bitch died quick"
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Shallow mouth breathers 4 comments
jd1984 · 2 weeks ago
Tried that with my cat once, they don't breathe much.
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Siri being savage 2 comments
jd1984 · 2 weeks ago
Thank you bot, I got a giggle out of it.
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true story 6 comments
jd1984 · 2 weeks ago
Whichever you find funnier.
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Relocation 3 comments
jd1984 · 2 weeks ago
That is mean and you should feel horrible.
I also feel horrible for laughing.
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Floral griffin 5 comments
jd1984 · 2 weeks ago
Bird head, cat paws, and a rat tail. Interesting.
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Decepticons 1 comments
jd1984 · 3 weeks ago
The toaster was an autobot sent to defend you.
Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
jd1984 · 3 weeks ago
It should be made "fair" if not "equal"
Guy gets taken out by truck side door 5 comments
jd1984 · 3 weeks ago
Because we need content, and this is simple and mildly amusing.
Vodka = salad 7 comments
jd1984 · 3 weeks ago
Aren't potatoes in the starches, not vegetables? or am I an idiot?
Hopes of bringing the oldest blood in existence back to life 5 comments
jd1984 · 4 weeks ago
The problem I see is what microbes live in that blood that we have no immunity against.