heh, looks like it melted.

It'd be much cheaper to just go buy another one.

Just looking at this made me constipated.

step 1: post problem
step 2: post solution
step 3: hero worship from random interneters

say "coffee me up bitch" drop a 20

is....is the cop writing him a ticket?

It could be 5 people and a pet, or 3 people and 2 pets.

Clear your history, psycho.

The "re-bachelor party"

that. is. horrifying.

Now you have 2 poop holes.

Other white guys are the only ones we can talk to without offending them in some inane way.

I STILL have one of those.

He gonna get charged with possesion of child porn, unless it came from his teacher.

It looks so satisfied to be there.

Dog - "decent pillow. not so decent bed. OH! now i get it, it is throne. this pleases me."

sometimes the only way up is to do something bold.

Now thats just cruel.