mom - "whatever, be a hoe"
brother - "this again, I'm not looking this time"
older sister - "I taught her that"
dad - "OMG, I RAISED A STRIPPER?!?!"
baby - "why are we all looking at the black box thingy?"

chapter 1, line one
"I existed"
The End

That's why you don't wait till the last minute to leave.

it's called not letting yourself be distracted by any outside interference while watching a sunset.

One swift kick (not too hard) will solve most cat problems.

Most stores allow you to just use your phone number

Who would buy just one?

It can buy you a two weeks course that teaches skills.

stop.....it's hammer time.

Somebody call a pharmacist, they're good at translating scribbles.

Gonna end the world one grammar mistake at a time, until everyone suicides to escape it.

and then you proceed to beat them all up, because at 12 you're one of the strongest fighters on the planet already.

it's the american way.

Your ankle will become my elbow rest. and i will dig in.

gotta question what the maximum is.

Yes, please

ALL OF THE F*ING TIME!!

NO

"well, ain't this exciting. The air is muggy and difficult to breath in, and the sun is blinding me."