Chapter 34: Who cares anymore

*puts in a quarter*

They are employing stealth technology now. I've heard you can still see them with night vision goggles.

A friend of mine spent $8000 dollars on her wedding. Then proceeded to get so drunk at the reception that she doesn't remember any of it.

or for James Bond to break into his lair.

The body was like, "Aight, I can use this."

There is no way to get up there without a getting your face all up in there.

This all comes down to your doctor, most patients don't actually demand antibiotics. They just ask if theres anything to make them feel better quicker.

He's got a bowtie.

chip companies should totally just sell the chips without air in them for a week. bet y'all don't complain then.

By that logic countries don't have borders either. Except in cases of rivers or other bodies of water, which isn't many of them.

Please don't judge us all by rednecks.

Ummm, pick up a sledge hammer.

...we don't do that here

cheap, but effective

"doin me a concern"

his next line should be "words can describe her beauty, but not yours"

I mean, you can't hurt someones feelings. That the absolute worst thing you could do. Much worse than walking into a room where the opposite sex takes their pants off.