User jd1984 Banned

Baby Jesus seems to be a bit grumpy 3 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
"who are these people, and why are they not feeding me" - cat
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Amy Schumer is scum 55 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
You'll not get any guy to actually admit in court to having fucked her, whether she used force or not.
I know I sure as hell wouldn't.
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Well. . .Bye 8 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
*had
F**king pencil 9 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
3 random dudes in a bar.
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Today, old friend 2 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
I flick it back at them. If it ain't bills I don't much care if I have it or not.
All shopping carts should have these, right? 6 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
The store I work at has an app for that.`
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Wild Thing. You make.. SOMETHING sing.. 6 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
Still hilarious.
Who names their kid 3 shots of tequila? 11 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
kylie it was yes. She had the previous title of most liked post. People didn't like that and started liking a picture of an egg.
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How convenient 4 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
Not with leap years, I don't think.
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possibly the best face swap i have seen, anybody got better? 6 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
I usually detest face swaps, but this, this was good.
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As I get older 1 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
Got damn right.
Dyslexic 4 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
We are anti-dyslexic.
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title 4 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
Thank you, its good to see some personal responsibility.
title 4 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
but no one ever thinks they deserve the karma they get.
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Don't hate the player, hate the bad delivery system 10 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
We're fat and lazy and expect everything to be handed to us.
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Europeans can relate 20 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
You only have to learn one if you get it right the first time.
(please note heavy sarcasm)
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That's Me Right There 3 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
They forgot the giant banner that says "fuck off"
This is my brain on daydreams 2 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
noobs, not able to write a convincing story line the first time through. Psssh.
My 8 month old is kicking meningococcal BUTT!!! Yesterday they told us she won't 17 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
it was a bot, they feel no shame
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Post Thanksgiving slapback 7 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
I took it as happy new moon
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Wyoming Eh? (or: How Canada gets new Citizens) 9 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
If you want something done right, always do it yourself.
Let it go Donald, Just saying. 14 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
I'd vote for that.
Russian space shuttles left abandoned for 30 years 1 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
TIL Russia had space shuttles.
BOOIIIIIII 1 comments
jd1984 · 5 years ago
Is it an actual cuss word? or is it used like when people use odd words to replace cuss words? (my grandma uses biscuits)
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