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Good owl 9 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
"My baby is ugly and sounds funny, but I love him and will peck your eyes out if you say anything hurtful"
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The lorde is testing me 22 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
They didn't say their problems were invalid, just that their problems were their own damn fault and pity for them is limited.
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Gone wrong 9 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
At least shes sitting on his stomach, tad less creepy that way at least.
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Outsdanding move! 16 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Futurama did it first. "s4. ep. 13 Bend Her"
Who do we owe money to?!? The Decepticons!?! 3 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Wrong, the government prints bonds. The Federal Reserve (which is neither federal or a reserve) buys those bonds. They then print Federal Reserve Notes, which is the bills in your wallet. The government then has to pay back the Federal Reserve for buying those bonds, with interest. Even though the Federal Reserve sells those bonds to other countries who hope to make money by us paying the interest.
Purple cum! 74 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
grey livewire
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Long live the contraband toaster 3 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Or, (and this may make me sound crazy) you could clean the breakroom toaster. You know, like a responsible adult.
Everyone wants pierogi 2 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
One word. Banks.
Some words ? 6 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
It would stop it this time, but not teach them anything.
Writing 101 5 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
In other words, write what you want; just make it enjoyable and engaging.
That's the way to go portugal :) 5 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
They may not be the first, but they started fighting it. Which can be describe as "starting the fight"
What’s in a word. 61 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
If one seeks asylum the in U.S. they need to come in through a port of entry, not come across the Arizona desert. That makes them an illegal immigrant.
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Where is the lie tho? 3 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
We all collectively decided telegrams were better, but we're lazy as hell and didn't wanna wait.
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Name, betty lou oliver 8 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Someone should research octane levels too. It's possible they were lower back then, but I'm lazy and don't care.
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The bird doesn't seem to mind 3 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
bird - "Are you going to keep taking pictures, or are you going to wash me peasant?"
So stylish. So elegant. So wealthy. Maybe you could hire someone to hang a clock 12 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
When you're that rich, you don't need to worry about time.
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He looks so happy looking at her 2 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Finally, some real news coming out of CNN.
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Ahhh timing 39 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
tl:dr It may be a good source, but it creates laziness in that students don't know how to research things properly and think the first source they find is the best or only one available.
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Lions were fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne 3 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
lion - "heck yeah, I love this cold slab of goodness."
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Math 6 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
That's what you get when using common core math.
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Mark zuckerberg 4 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
Rich f*ck on a truck?
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I'd rather breathe underwater, personally 2 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
The only thing she gave up (permanently anyways) was the ability to breath underwater which wasn't really magical.
Oof... 8 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
On another note (not that I in anyway condone what they did) if she kept her mouth shut, the internship likely would have looked good on a resume.
You should be proud of yourself. 5 comments
jd1984 · 4 years ago
I tend to stay in the grey area; not quite happy, not quite depressed. It kinda sucks here, but it's the best I can do.
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