More like, he can break every bone in your body while naming them.

That's because we spend a lot of time watching and studying people to learn the best ways to get them to leave us alone.

Mostly sorcerer, with a touch of artificer.

He also doesn't have a nose, so it doesn't matter if it smells funny.

Yes

What if the version of me I want to be is an open mouth chewer?

Used the wrong leg, but still impressive.

Yet, we only hear about the (fake) impeachment (coup)

It doesn't mister bot, it doesn't.

It's the older ladies in my area that dye their hair pink and purple now-a-days.

Careful, could be countered with "Why don't you go back and suckle her tits then".

Why keep complaining about the ads, just get a blocker and check back every so often until it gets sorted out.

fourth stage is death

From a cave in Afghanistan no less.

Here's an idea, don't sleep till noon. Then you have more time awake and therefore weekend seems longer.

Finally, some real news.

It's true, all currency in circulation is owed back to the federal reserve (which is neither federal or a reserve) with whatever interest rate they set on it.

I wonder if this is how Rome fell.