"Why you do me like this hooman?" - Cat

Untouchable does not mean unhot.

He is neither forgiven nor forgotten >.<

It's called a bed, it's for sleeping. You should try it on occasion.

Pretty sure it was called unsinkable.

No, pretty sure the dad and mom have to agree to any and all medical procedures.

The sky is fake people, wake up.

Pretty sure I've heard that picture of President Trump's was a couple hours before it started.

More like, he can break every bone in your body while naming them.

That's because we spend a lot of time watching and studying people to learn the best ways to get them to leave us alone.

Mostly sorcerer, with a touch of artificer.

He also doesn't have a nose, so it doesn't matter if it smells funny.

Yes

What if the version of me I want to be is an open mouth chewer?

Used the wrong leg, but still impressive.

Yet, we only hear about the (fake) impeachment (coup)

It doesn't mister bot, it doesn't.