tl:dr people at the top can't be taken out because whole company would close and cause further damage to the entire local population. The company that lost the 600 workers turned around and raised wages and hired local people, even busing some over from other towns.
A better outcome would be to charge a steep fine to the company, one steep enough to hurt without causing bankruptcy or closure. (After arresting illegals)

I think he wanted to know the total number of women they rated.

Yeah, I like seeing that one white line just like "Fuck you, I want to know whats over here."

Behind the couch

No, Uncle Frank said "your Dad paid good money for this", meaning Dad paid it all. Uncle Frank did have travelers checks so they had to bring their own spending money.

It's called herd immunity. Have enough trained, responsible people with fire arms and those that want to do harm won't be able to easily.

It's more likely due to the fact our ears or ear drums are shaped wrong.

looks like those undies were bombed.

Tell me what? It had to have gone well, they're making a second one.

That's because Apple is only interested in your cash money.

I always thought this meme guy looked more disappointed then mad.