This used to say cow was sick and son slept with it all night.

Sounds illegal.

fireflys

Not to be a nay sayer, but he probably just got tired of licking paint off his paws.

It's an orca whale.

Yet, people say Batman doesn't have a sense of humor.

Always waited for that second one.

You can try bitch. - cat

I prefer it that way, people bring too much drama.

Eat vanilla pudding out of a maynaise jar

Japanese actually like when other partake in their culture. Culture is meant to be spread and shared, not hoarded.

She's going to need burn heal on that one.

Free: don't tell them your name.

tomato, can refer to a fruit or a vegetable.

Still tells you everything you need to know about her.

That's a drag.