This is because the Janitor actually has to do physical activity, while the P.E. teacher just has to watch a bunch of kids do physical activities.

No one will thank you when you're dead.

It's just Nessy on vacation.

including eyebrows

Found the anti-vaxxer.

Someone send bail money.

Free front row seat.

cat - "what in the hot damned fuck, human."

Not to mention the death of all 8 whistle blowers.

Just tell her monkeys can ride horses, while horses can't ride other horses. (unless fun times, but she doesn't need to know that yet)

Wait til the food runs out.

You ded

The dog has a phoenix, it's fine.

Jokic

That kid was high

What does the cow say.