Off the side of the balcony, the door is closed so it's not gonna get inside.

Just accept the nice story and pretend for a damn minute that the world isn't a huge pile of shit.

Alternatively, you can just pat its head a few times.

I worked night shift for 15 years (not anymore thank God), I would've dealt with a vampire or 5 for something like this.

Everybody is stupid, no need to complicate things.

That, or Woody the Woodpecker.

It's mostly about confidence. If you feel you'll fail, you will.

Sounds mostly fair. Too bad we can't add in castration, but I'll take what we can get.

Yeah, because it's totally not possible to approach someone with romantic intents to be told "I only see you as a friend", thereby hitting the friendzone.

No, they can't make "vagina's" or wombs, it's literally just a hole. Has NO relation to an actual woman's reproductive parts.

Because of his oscar speach, he's fine at the moment. (I think)

Just grab both.

I'd mail it COD.

propogandists, they only report what the party tells them to.

It's like Pandora's box, you don't.