User jd1984 Banned

That's Shakespeare, boys. That's Shakespeare. 5 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
My favorite is elbow.
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Lockdown haircuts 13 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
I look more like a showered hippy.
For the carnivores 35 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
It's probably done with heat. My guess would be they can't or won't due to a waste issue as each bag wouldn't line up with the others.
How did I get here? 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
You can't see the stars from the moon, ask the astronauts.
Wouf wouf 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Buy stupid shit, get stupid prizes.
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The possibilities are endless 3 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
All good things to those who wait.
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and FREAK out 3 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Don't spend it all at once.
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Don’t @ me 4 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
I'd sell it to them if I was him, just for the lols
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The thing about daddy issues 1 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
I thought the son said "naughty night".
Had to read it three times to get it.
Poor guy 3 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Never let others destroy your dreams.
Drive on big guy, drive on.
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2021* 7 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
It's a typo, it's meant to be the 2021 olympics.
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TIL the state of Florida no longer has a scientist. She was just fired 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserve.
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We will not entertain this methodology 14 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
A jew representing a nazi would constitute a conflict of interest in my opinion.
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It looks safe to me 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Should tape some saran wrap over the eye holes.
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Kevin was ride-or-die 1 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
One of the highest compliments on the planet, a heavy set person telling you your food was good.
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Mmm...simply delicious! 5 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Kirby's calling the Italians.
Beauty standards 4 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
I was just thinking I was living in the wrong era.
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Really? Story in comments. 14 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
You don't try to catch birds, you sort of herd them out the door. Best of luck dude.
· Edited 3 years ago
No, brother 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Relax inside out kitty, that is birb.
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*enable self-roast* 9 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
She's the CEO, says so under her name.
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Meet bob loblaw 9 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
No, he's bullying his county to let him open. The state governor already said factories could open.
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goooooood 4 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
There's a lawsuit.
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Human discovers us like this in the future 2 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Anyone know what the blue thing is?
Had no one to confess about it, so here I am 3 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
Yep, I move boxes for a living; but my co-workers are awesome so I actually enjoy going there (most days)
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factts 4 comments
jd1984 · 3 years ago
You probably also check in on Netflicks more than you do your friends.
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