I lost it at "You can thank me whenever"

Moral is very important indeed.

Fun fact: Black men were allowed to vote before women were.

You don't "handle yourself at your worst" you force it upon others, and then act surprised when they leave because of it.

They need the entire bill of rights.

I'd hate to be the person that's gotta look through all that to find the size and style that was ordered, that just looks like a mess.

I bet it's more comfortable crying in a mazerati then a beat up old ford.

I saw a toddler dressed as the chucky doll, had a plastic knife and everything. It was adorably terrifying.

What might work better "Every time we see weights unracked we play a Justin Bieber song."

They can dig diagonally.

If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

She was arrested months ago.