Then I'd have the perfect excuse for staring at them! I'd just say that I'm "making eye contact".

Or call a bicycle an Acoustic Motorcycle.

And here we see the rare, yet majestic Man-Bat.

*Sees Post*
*Sees Title*
Mmm hmm...

What a turn on.

Getting tired of your shenanigans, Batman...

Dwayne "the Gentleman", Johnson.

I just do a QWOP walk all the way back to my cave...

BTW she actually said JIMMY, not Kimmy, but this is funny nonetheless...

This picture is the definition of sass.

Me:
*pets cat*
*walks away without a face*

Oh...

NOT MARKIPLIER! T_T

At that point, I throw my pencil VERY HARD into the trash, so it knows what its done...

She wanted the brick, this is what he gets.
Birth control: It's a MUST.

If they're all synchronized, they can be the Three Menstrualeers!

*Blunts hit*
Why is it called a building if it's already built?

You wanna know how many testicles he would have if he had 6 more?
6.

Me trying to save my GPA be like:

"Excuse me sir, do you know where the fitting rooms are?"