jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
and the award for biggest douchebag goes to... 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
What a fuckboy
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One of my favourite movie lines 3 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I love Dr. Strangelove
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Cat feet are the cutest 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Amen
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Sometimes I'll venture off into straight p*rn though 47 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Not married, definitely a virgin, but penis' gross the heck out of me even though I find men attractive
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Sometimes I'll venture off into straight p*rn though 47 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I think I was bi for a while though while my hormones were acting crazy during high school. (Not saying gay is a choice it haughty fluctuated in my condition)
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Sometimes I'll venture off into straight p*rn though 47 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Idk I just love lesbian porn and don't really get anything from straight porn instead of uncomfortableness (i'm a virgin and straight btw)
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go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Half an hour
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She's made her point 10 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
My cat pooped on my other cats favorite bed because she hates her
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Sometimes I'll venture off into straight p*rn though 47 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Same girl
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Brazil sounds nice 3 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Is this a play on Catch 22?
go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Cauliflower
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go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Celery
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go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Broccoli
go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Up and down the produce aisle
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Where can I find this to soothe my soul 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I don't know if anyone has that fetish here
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go away 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I love Veggie Tales
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Taken during the monsoons in Las Vegas 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I have a picture that I took of the monsoon from the Eiffel Tower that is exactly like that!
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Awwwwwwwww, my heart! 29 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Nooooooo he listens to country music ;_;
Dirt on windshield made mountain shadows 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
When the wind is a better artist than you
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Eskimo and Priest 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
They can misinterpret the Bible
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Eskimo and Priest 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Priests aren't always right
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Better love story than... you know 2 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
That was actually pretty good
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Mushroom cat 2 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
AAAHHHHH IT'S TOO CUTE
So you're saying I get to sleep? Sounds like heaven! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Holy shit that's terrible
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Eskimo and Priest 39 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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