jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Egyptians were giants 44 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Why? It's a historical document
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Egyptians were giants 44 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
The bible talks about Giants in a land close to Egypt
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Egyptians were giants 44 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yeah for sure every penis I've seen has a fingernail on it too
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Use adult words 15 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I'm 17
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Cats are precious 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
THE JELLICLE MOON IS SHINING BRIGHT ENOUGH TO BLIND ME FROM YOUR STUPID OPINIONS
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Cats are precious 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
FUCK YOU CATS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSICALS EVER
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*Hackerwoman 3 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
FUCK YES RAMI
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the most hilariously bad poem 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
His voice is sexy
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Female to Male Jack Sparrow 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Polyjuice potion
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From Iran 11 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
THIS IS 9FAG BULLSHIT
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Too real Marvel, too real 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
But wouldn't it be easier to find work since it was a non violent crime?
SAY IT 177 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
sleep tight pupper
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I found a random post generator and I'm so happy these are hilarious 17 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
imagine your otp fusing into one more powerful being that will take over the world and experience heterosexuality
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The struggle is real 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Marvel movies
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It isn't an American thing, just a rich person thing right? 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Used, my dad managed to find it for about 8 or 9,000
Have you met a 12 year old that isn't a virgin? 31 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yay virgins!
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Have you met a 12 year old that isn't a virgin? 31 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I WAS 9 IN THE 6TH GRADE
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I found this beauty 12 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I've never seen the original comic, does she have a penis or something?
It isn't an American thing, just a rich person thing right? 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
That's totally not true... My parents bought me a car for when I got my license. We are middle class and my dad was poor growing up and just didn't want to see me taking the bus or walking to school. It was a good investment for everyone because I could help my mom out when she was running late from work and couldn't pick up my sister and drive myself to event at school. You don't have to be rich for your parents to save up money
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*triggered* 6 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Holy shit that break through
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Just sayin 17 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
That's all I hear when I listen to that song
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Just sayin 17 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Work work work work work lemmeseymomdoenf dur dur dur dhur dur
Obama is over it 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
14 years? Geez I can't believe a relationship can last that long
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Obama is over it 46 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Doesn't every ex think that about each other?
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I can't 27 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
He died yesterday, he was a very famous Latin singer
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