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Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Mr. Congeniality 14 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Obama did kind of suck, but he's better than these two clowns

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Barbara Things 15 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

I think Nancy was a little slutty

Demogorgon Days 8 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

NEXT YEAR PALS *intense breathing*

Demogorgon Days 8 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Sick af two of my favorite things

A 5th grader's spelling test 15 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

The mom should be more active in making sure he practices his spelling

Girls know the struggle 12 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

It's for endometriosis

Girls know the struggle 12 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

No it's a pill and i'm not sure, i'm not at home right now

Always remember 19 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

This is a good movie, it's called "Kill the Messenger"

Girls know the struggle 12 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

My gyno gave me birth control that also inhibits my period. So now I don't have periods anymore!!!! (Sorry if this seems like i'm rubbing it in any girls face i'm not i'm just excited that this medicine means I don't have to have surgery AND it stops my periods)

I still eat it now 51 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Mexicans do the same with tortillas, it's called bunuelos

I still eat it now 51 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

I think that's a white people thing because I've never had it. The Mexican version is tortilla with butter, cinnamon and sugar so I guess it's the same thing

I still eat it now 51 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

I think that's a white people thing

Anton Ego cosplay 9 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Brilliant

Meet The Rock's adorable daughter 11 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Does the rock have brown eyes? If so, her eyes are impossible

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Casually Explained: The Spectrum of Intelligence 5 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Fucking brilliant

Passive af 7 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Every time an ex or a fuckboy texts me

Unexpected facetime call 4 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Or a burglar

Well damn 15 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

We started talking and I got lost in his blue eyes. Guess who went home with the Book of Mormon

Well damn 15 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

So I went over to the Mormon guys house to wish him luck as he is leaving on his two year mission

Well damn 15 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

The hottest guy at my high school is Mormon. If I dated him, he would just try to convert me

Ban letter "L" 12 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

That sucks because then my name would just be Auren

Husband is like a child 5 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

I don't know if I would be ok if my wife treated me like a child like that

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Egyptians were giants 44 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

You may think it's fairy tales but the Dead Sea Scrolls corroborate the Bible

Egyptians were giants 44 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

That's what I said

Egyptians were giants 44 comments

jensensbooty · 8 years ago

Um what? It is. The bible is in fact a historical document. It is backed up further by other ancient texts that were excavated. Just because a religion was formed after it doesn't discredit it's historic value