jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Best Patronus ever 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Where can I find mine
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Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I'm almost as old as Google! 2 more months!
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always brightens my day 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
It's always the ugly ones that I've met that have the most confidence
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Vampires and zombies 11 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Jefferson Starships
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I was so good at club penguin when I was younger. I was even a member. 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yes. They bought it for me
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What are you all dressing up as for Halloween? 23 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Cat woman
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I was so good at club penguin when I was younger. I was even a member. 8 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I just bought club penguin membership.... I'm in college....
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Appreciate the beard 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
But Jude law though
Ordering clothes online 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
ROOOSTER TEEEETH
It will always be this way 4 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
If I saw freshman me now, I would be utterly disgusted and annoyed
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Racist in Greggs 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Fucking 4chan
I've gotten over being suicidal, so if anyone needs someone to vent to, hmu 31 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I need someone to talk to, I didn't get to see my therapist for two weeks in a row and now I moved to a different city
Easter egg hunts just got serious 10 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Clint Eastwood was right. We are a bunch of pussies
Fly like a Seagull... 13 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me. I love the Steve Miller band
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I think funsubstance deserves to be on here 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
N o I t s j u s t 9 g a g
I think funsubstance deserves to be on here 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Yes it's really shitty. And the bots aren't as bad as before but somehow they still make it to the popular page. TheY added webMDs which are cool but you can't see them on mobile only on Google chrome. But it's still kinda shitty
How dare you 2 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
FUCKING ALL OF MY DATES WITH THIS ONE GUY HE'S SO RUDE
I think funsubstance deserves to be on here 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Shit. I meant HUGE LOL
I think funsubstance deserves to be on here 9 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I posted this with a funsubstance water mark on where
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Is it really that good? 25 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
It really is that good
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What's your favourite movie? 19 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
O Brother Where Art Thou
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What's your favourite movie? 19 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
I love this movie
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Barbara Things 15 comments
jensensbooty · 8 years ago
Because she couldn't even control herself at school and would ditch her friends just to have sex with a boy at a party
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