jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Cate is love, cate is life 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
My aunt
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Kafka backpack 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Liking for the title, Metamorphosis was weird
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King tut 41 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
@trustnthngmulder you make no sense
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Proud to have worked for the Forest Service 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I don't know what this is about eirher
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Girl gets special present from her boyfriend 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
How much is a bag of oysters though?
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But Having A Period Can't Be That Bad 51 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Birth control actually regulates it. I have endometriosis so i'm taking a birth control that has stopped my periods all together. However this doesn't gaurantee that I'll be able to have kids but will increase the likelihood that I'll be able to! So I wouldn't say that birth control fucks with your reproductive system, but it depends on which one you're taking
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Link?
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An uncommon view of Los Angeles 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah you can literally go surfing in the morning and skiing in the evening. It's amazing
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An uncommon view of Los Angeles 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I love my city
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An uncommon view of Los Angeles 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
When it's not smoggy yeah
How disturbing 30 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What is his problem? Did this actually happen?
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When ye first start dating vs. When she gets comfortable 11 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
She's still pretty wtf
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When my coworker wants to be buddies but I don't 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
If Winn is Rami Malek then yes
Honestly just laying in bed avoiding the world 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I did. She changed her number
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Honestly just laying in bed avoiding the world 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Me when my ex's bitch texts me just to mess with me
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Interstella 555 was my favorite :D 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Song of the Sea is unimaginably beautiful
What $400 looks like 13 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
A Taco Bell employees nightmare
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Well done, camera man 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
He looks like Tom Hardy and Shia Leabouf combined
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Mean woman tries to ask for advice, gets put in her place 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Fuck these kind of people
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Why california ! 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
This is in Hemet? Lmao
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This game was the death of me 16 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
KAHOOT
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Sounds about right 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah they say that where i'm from too, maybe Southern CA?
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Sounds about right 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
As a Calfornian this is completely accurate
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You're mixing with the wrong crowd 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Same
Yes 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Sexting?
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