jensensbooty
Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope
Therapy 10 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
My exact sentiments in therapy
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Facts 3 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Close enough. I feel like it is even though they're different counties. But maybe it's because I live on the edge of OC next to LA county I feel like that
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The justice system is flawed 73 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Ah so biscuitlover. Gotcha. All of them are good though. Fuck I made myself hungry
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The justice system is flawed 73 comments
Bruce Lee facts 8 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Is there a translator on this site that can help me decode this foreign dialect?
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Things you didn't know 14 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Holy shit I may be misjudging then. The last time I turned buttermilk into butter was in the 1st grade and that felt like FOREVER but maybe it's because I was a little kid and just wanted butter right away
what a glo up 3 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
The weekend's fit is ugly af. Like damn man, have some respect for yourself; if that's what you like than be yourself but it seems like you're dressing that way just because it garners a reaction. Personally I don't like his style I feel like he can do better
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Things you didn't know 14 comments
The many girlfriends of Peter Parker 22 comments
The many girlfriends of Peter Parker 22 comments
The many girlfriends of Peter Parker 22 comments
PSA 81 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
I knew it was about suicide but I thought it would be more supernatural or she was at least hiding and didn't actually kill herself. I haven't finished but I guess she actually did kill herself? Idk
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PSA 81 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
This post is right. I was watching the show last night and it really brought up a lot of bad memories for me... I even said "wow I should have killed myself and done this to my bullies this girls a genius". I've been suicidal again lately but i'm in a better(ish) place now that my thoughts are not as intense as they used to be. Please don't watch this show and get inspired... that's how I took it and I realize it's unhealthy. They glorify her revenge, I can relate to almost everything she went through, and I would love for my bullies and sexual assaulter to feel regret but suicide is not the way to do it
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Buzz the Bee is missing 28 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
We called the beekeepers to come get them but they said they couldn't take them Bc they were a danger to the beekeepers... we aren't beekeepes ourselves. They just kinda set up camp in the tree in front of our house and there wasn't much we could do. I wish we could have saved them but my parents wouldn't have wanted to try to bring more bees onto our property just to fix the ones we already had problems with
6 hours 20 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
My teachers would assign homework due each night even though we only had a few classes each day, but I couldn't do homework on car rides or buses because I'd get sick and couldn't multitask. Teachers at my school wouldn't except late work or mark down a letter grade for everyday that it was late. I also had 4 hours of practice for dance 2 days a week so it is really hard to cram everything in there for highschool. It wasn't necessarily hard work but understanding everything new in a short amount of time and processing/doing tons of homework was difficult
Buzz the Bee is missing 28 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
So the bees are dying but the murderous Africanized bees in front of my house would not die? Wtf we finally killed them and sealed their hive in Bc they're so dangerous
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Geologists rock! 17 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Their screwup would probably claiming a cliff was safe enough to build on when in fact it's probably sediment and people died from a mudslide
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A copy of the Mona Lisa painted along side Da Vinci by his apprentice 13 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Actually the colors were probably closer to the apprentice but because it's been varnished so many times it gives it a brownish color scheme when in fact da Vinci used bright colors
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Save Mother Nature from the People 10 comments
jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Earth will be just fine. She has suffered a lot of things and humans are just a blip in her timeline. If pollution gets really bad it'll just kill us and she'll go back to normal in a few thousand/million years
