jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I'm all for banning eating dogs and cats but where's the line? When will people ban eating cows or chicken? PETA is already pushing towards that, so what's the line?
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This is My No-No Square 17 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Me
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Just hope some sleep will take that feel away 31 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Most often they're linked though, so it makes sense if they have common symptoms
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Just hope some sleep will take that feel away 31 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SICK I KNOW I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY BUT I didn't KNOW THIS WAS A SYMPTOM
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Snek 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
And this is why you block those people smh
Attitude 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Literally my mother
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It's all about location 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah... unfortunately I do not want to live in the Valley....
There are some good people around 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Jesus and Christianity aren't two separate things... unless you're speaking literally in which Jesus was a person and Christianity is a religion
Stories from a school teacher 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Bruh
This may cause loneliness and depression 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Nobody wishes me happy birthday on Facebook anyways when it's my birthday
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Cactus in oaxaca 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I love Oaxaca
A real friend 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
GODAMMIT I AINT NO FOP MAN
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Any other gents feel the same? 13 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Which ones are the rest of the creepy pastas after the Russian sleep experiment?
Any time of the day is a good time for pie, watermelon pie 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
That's a white person using black face?
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Helmet is important! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Ant man. However Thors in place of his Mexican friend who says "My girl left me, and my mom died. My dad got deported, but at least I got the van!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFqaGb7Qxm4
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Life of FunSubstance 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Weak memes
your move Huffington post 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
TBH I don't consider asians to be minorities anymore because there's so many in America and most have so much money
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Good. 29 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What did he do?
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It's all about location 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
That's why I asked where, location is important. Of course you can find rents like that but maybe in Bakersfield where no one wants to live. This post is very black and white which I don't like because California has a ton of different rents and so does Texas. It all depends on location. My house in California was $300,000 when we bought it and has 5 bedrooms 2 baths but it's in the middle of nowhere
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Community 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Community
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It's all about location 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah that sounds a little far fetched, i'm a native as well
The more you know 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Have you ever read the Book Thief?!?!
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Such beautiful innocence 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
She looks like an SJW slut
It's all about location 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Where do you live? Northern, southern? I live in Southern and when I come back from college I want to rent and that seems like a great price
It's all about location 21 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah well Texas sucks. Just ask Patrick and Spongebob