jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Socialist hips don't lie 11 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Playa beach (beach beach)
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Mmm m m mm m m m mm m m m m yes 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I am concerned
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Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
True lmao
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Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
You too. I'm glad we both find each other ridiculous
Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
You're not a bitch for correcting me, youre a bitch for being so rude. My statement wasn't incorrect, she was his married school teacher. She was married, she worked at his school, and she was a teacher. I never said she taught his class. That's why I wasn't specific, because I knew she taught at his school but didn't know if she actually taught his grade or class. My original mstatement was never incorrect, I said Melania was never Trump's married schoolteacher. You said she was divorced. AFTER MACRON LEFT THE SCHOOL. I am bothered by the fact he was flirting with a married woman. Sorry Macron isn't a saint, and sorry you can't handle opinions different than yours. You can have a polite discourse with someone who's wrong, but you took it to the next level. Thanks for educating me but you could have done it in a respectful manner and not have been such a disgusting asshole about it. Treating other people with respect is something you SHOULD have learned in elementary school
Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Besides you couldn't even refute my statement above
Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Oh my god why do you have to be so condescending
Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
It doesn't matter if she was the one making all the advances, she was still married. So maybe don't be a bitch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A picture worth a thousand words 16 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
So she could have time without distractions before she unleashes her true rage
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A picture worth a thousand words 16 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I think the wife is way more attractive than the side hoe
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Oh, snap 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
But Melania wasn't his married school teacher
John mulaney 1 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
This is on his comedy show on Netflix- The Comeback Kid, John Mulaney. I had some great laughs
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Don't get too c*cky 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Tbh if you're brown you can just blend in with everybody else in LA if you move there no need to get a green card
Jk please get a green card
oh dang 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Is that emo school?
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A sad but common story 20 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Ok even though he has changed fuck his wife. That's never an excuse to cheat on somebody. As a spouse, you're supposed to be the person to remind them of their dreams, to push them to pursue greater things and to make them a better person. She was complacent and that's just as bad too. He blames himself but he wanted what was best for his family and for their future. If she really wanted him to stay the same she should have been their motivating him, not crying and looking for happiness somewhere else. Marriage is a life long commitment and people nowadays don't see it as such anymore
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Interesting 23 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
ZOOWEE MAMA
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Always love mom 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Lmao if my mom says she's not getting it for me, she's not getting it for me
Why does this man represent me 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I become the devils daughter when I am overwhelmed
I think you need to tone it down a bit 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Why white boys. Can you please leave race out of everything. If you want to stop racism you need to stop making it so that only certain races can do certain things
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"Biiiitch" 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
When you're trying to do a world tour but someone bombs your first concert in Manchester
It's the simple things that make me smile. 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
The first time I met my current boyfriend I was drunk and I kept smelling him and being like "OH MY GOSH YOU SMELL SO GOOD" and I would interrupt like every hour to tell him he smelled good
Oh Gavin 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
GAVIIIIIINNN
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Don't get too c*cky 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Our drought is over lmao
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It's true 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
They're married.... who are they going to be passing diseases around to?
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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Guest I actually agree with what you said
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