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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Good luck on the blow 20 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
No it's imperative that you confront them right away after you hear about it or else it eats you away on the inside. After being cheated on more than once I definitely would have believed Stacy because cheaters do lie. I think she did good confronting him about it right away because she would have been a mess in class or after
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Should we make this happen? 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
He's the best!!!! You should watch "Beat Bobby Flay". He's a master and also an iron chef
Mexico at its finest 11 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Haha almost exactly but in English! He just hates how the government doesn't take care of their people and tells me that EVERY TIME I ask him to take me to Mexico. Never been but am saving up to go even if the presidentes are culeros
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*dun dun* 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
He's the 2nd detective, the one who has daughters
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Mexico at its finest 11 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
As a Mexican I can confirm. My dad talks shit about Mexico all the time
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Bamboozled again 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Get this 9fag bullshit off this page
Now this is a mind-blowing tattoo 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Just saw this movie on the big screen... I cried. It's my absolute favorite book
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Monkey bars are not for everyone 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend
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Robot kit 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
GUUUUUUUNDAM FIGHT!
The perfect name 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
My black cats name was Mahalia Jackson before we adopted her
Woke 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
SJW stems from that "movement"
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
WHY YOU GOT TO DO THIS TO ME THOUGH
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A reminder since the 4th is coming 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
How tf do you tan that fast
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The half-blood struggle 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I'm 100% Mexican and everyone tells me i'm not Mexican because my family is well off
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I get it 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
He looks familiar... who is he?
Art school 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Ok if you want to ignore the person who's getting a degree in Art History that's fine
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Art school 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Art is no longer about aesthetic or painting talent, although many contemporary artists have backgrounds in traditional painting. Why would you want to look at paintings that portray what a photograph can? Now it's more about the thought process and political commentary that is achieved through art
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What would surprise women about life as a man 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
This is why my boyfriends dad stays away from children. He's Peruvian and his passion is playing, helping, and nurturing children, he lights up whenever a baby smiles at him, but he is adamant at keeping his distance and not making too much eye contact with children. I feel so bad for him because all he would like to do is play with the kids he sees and make them laugh. When he is playing with his niece on the playground and an American kid comes up to him and starts playing with him too he goes "no way" and back away because he knows things like this happen
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Life with cats 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
*catpuccino *meowcha
Shut up and save my money 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I had one, it sucked it never counted the right coins and then it just stopped working
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Tip him your numbers 33 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
As a barista that would annoy me. I don't have control over our products please stop asking I've already brought it up to the manager but they feel it's not priority WE HAVE SOY AND HEMP AND COCONUT OK??!?! OK SO PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR ALMOND MILK AAAAAAAHHHHHH
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@Me 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Tbh those are kinda the same scenes... skaters def would wear that 90s shirt look
I can smell a disaster waiting to happen 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah, my problem later because I live alone
Marriage 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Movie?
Goals 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Too cheap?! Please pick me flowers it shows more thought than store bought
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