jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Divided we are easier to control. 44 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Still like that South Park episode where it says all races are really all different species put onto a planet for a reality show to watch us fight. *sigh* if only that were true
you have survived every single shit life throws at you for years and that's pretty big 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Thank you.. this helped me solidify my decision today about life
The legend 38 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Such an asshole
Cruisin down the street in my six-fo 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Jockin the bitches slappin the hoes
Money can buy anyting 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
YO I FUCK WITH THE VISION LET'S BUILD LET'S CREATE
(lol but yeah supreme is shit)
WLTH 194: you ever just rub your temples at something and wonder who let this happen 43 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
They were rephrasing it to sound more against SJWs. That's not actually what she said
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The body needs time to ripen 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
That's Taylor swift in the Apple Music commercial
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What coincidence 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Plot twist: the aren't actually friends and the guy is hella salty
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Daily reminder to love yo mama 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Jokes on you my mom hates me
Clint badass eastwood 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Good movie
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Dark 15 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
No wonder she's so skinny
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Playing with the Nike logo 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What a waste of a shoe
Too bad children are indestructible 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
The tumblr quote
Why the fock 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
It's from Blue Streak
Too bad children are indestructible 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What's the quote from again?
Homer simpson knows how it works 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Watch Edward Snowden
How drunk girls look like 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Good movie. "Keanu Mahaka Koa! Get your brother out the dishwasher!"
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Make them super mad 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I would not laugh at this
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Elon Musk smacking down some fake news 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I don't think he's insufferable. You know who seems insufferable? Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Don't you dare talk to me like that 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
This is my boyfriend and the dog is me every time he asks
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I want to know the stories behind these religious theories 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I'm a Christian and I've never heard of this
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Every time anyone asks me to wake them up from a nap 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Best movie ever
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The truth was spoken 11 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Since hitler is Austrian he probably changed the spelling to sound and look more German
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Owned 9 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
She sounds like my aunt. And my aunt is single and got knocked up at 40 with no man