jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
It's difficult being both 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Because I want to belong to something. I want to be respected. Not floating in the wind
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It's difficult being both 12 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
As a Mexican American I can confirm. Im never enough to either one of my people groups
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Relationships are about respect 3 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I miss this guy
Offended by South Park game 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Lmao he sounds like PC principal
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She's dying tonight 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
I understand but who is Amelia banks and hisnameismario
When you find your soulmate 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Why you gotta make me cry
She's dying tonight 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Can someone explain the story
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Old friend 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah my mom asks me why I'm depressed if I "have such a good life and we're such a good family" like lmao
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Time to leave the planet 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Another episode on La Rosa de Guadalupe
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Hmmm 5 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
WHY YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP LIKE THAT
The only solution 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
^ exactly
It's not a paradox, but common sense . 44 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Definition of Seattle. People are bigoted towards people who don't have the same "open views" as them
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Some people 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
your phone slipped into a wormwhole because it was me from the future
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Some people 4 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
@ Jake Paul
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Pour me another. 7 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Convince me not to become an alcoholic to be honest
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The only solution 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Yeah I was referring to the casual reference to abortion. Do people not get that actions have consequences? And even if the baby doesn't feel pain you're still screwing with human lives?
Be like iceland 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Everybody watch the Big Short. You bet we're going to have another economic recession soon because the government thinks the big banks can never fail and didn't learn their lesson the first time. We just renamed processes and loans and swaps that crashed out economy in the first place. History repeats itself
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Be like iceland 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
The US did the exact opposite
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The only solution 14 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
People are so disgusting sometimes
I never knew this 19 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Help your own people first
First Responders for the First Responders 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
My people
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Real life Atlantis movie cast! 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Please????
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Treat her well like on first day 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Patience is key. You don't know what she's been through to not feel completely happy the first time he did it... I empathize with her
It's okay, you can stop now, really thanks 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Or rubbing the crevice between inside of your thigh and the vagina. Like wtf
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Time to GTFO 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
But in the opposite direction
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