jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Defenders of Earth 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's almost the plot of Avatar
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This is what brings my blood pressure way down 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That looks like my baby Truly... I miss you girl
A different perspective 17 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Nah my ex-boyfriend was lazy. He didn't care about motivation he just said he didn't want to do anything
The forgetful ballerina 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
You don't wear underwear with leotards? It's almost impossible
Facts 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
We can't use the Kevin spacey one anymore
If Jesus was born today 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's not a virgin
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Dance cat 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is this the new Mountain Dew commercial
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Whoops! Ya
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I think it was in 2012 with the football thing, my professor lived in Germany and took a picture of posters that questioned the rooting of the team, it was like a satire on the official FIFA posters specifically commenting on Germanys nationalistic past
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I mean they had literal Nazis that were all about Nationalism and patriotism... too much so. It's understandable that the people would be cautious about their perception especially since that history was so recent
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Also, politicians are already running with that slogan in a nutshell, look at AdF, Alternative for Germany
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Americans don't understand German patriotism. Patriotism in general is frowned upon and even in Germany during the FIFA tournament it was questionable to root for the German national team. That's because of their history and their rememberance culture, you simply cannot say "uh no that's not being a Nazi" because it's way more complicated than that. Germany is taking steps to being a rememberance society and slowly becoming proud of their country because they've moved on and are not scared of nationalism, which is what Nazism was to the extreme. They're being cautious which isn't something you can tell them is wrong
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Oh well 40 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Germany has a way different history than us you simply cannot compare the two and expect it to add up
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Smoother than a shaven neckbeard 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is that post malone
That actually caught me off guard 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Why are the moles the same
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A lil Motivation 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The professors at my school are like fuck you whenever I email them for a class I want to take that's already full
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Feel good before Christmas 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
She's gonna break your tree
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The cat cafe in melbourne 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The have this in seattle and la, it's not that special anymore but please visit them because they're amazing
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Savage girlfriend 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
She has a great body but an ok face
f*ckED 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Those girls are usually the ones that pay more attention to their notes than actually having a brain
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Oh, the Diabetus 2 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
LA baby
Sacre bleu 6 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
What! Everyone was so friendly to us in France, even more so than in Italy. They were excited to talk to us in English in Paris because they wanted to practice. Maybe we just got a good experience. But one old lady did yell "shit" at us in French lmao
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Damn :( 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Not really killed himself, he overdosed on spiked Xanax
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Simple reasoning. 8 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Your two year old shouldn't already be cussing
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The kitty has been traumatised 10 comments
jensensbooty · 7 years ago
Buy now button?