jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
The real reason mewtwo looks so angry 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
He's not wrong!
The real reason mewtwo looks so angry 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I love him!
Dragon food 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
What is that? Is that a little boy or a young woman you just shaved her head?
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This olive tree has existed for over 3,000 years 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Maybe Jesus leaned on that tree if it's in Israel (I know there's a lot of em in Israel)
The Aztecs 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Actually this drug was in the news today. They have ayahuasca to a Canadian medical researcher and idk what happened but apparently the medicine woman got shot and they lynched the researcher
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Do you look like this? 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
My mom never let me play with Bratz dolls and I'm pretty sure everyone I knew who played with Bratz dolls turned out to be coughsluttycough
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The Aztecs 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
Damn... These Clouds Belong in a Sci-Fi Film 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Those are the clouds from Prince of Egypt
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If you want to be happy...whyeventry 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I feel this on so many levels. I hate my body
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Life is pain 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Just get a black drip coffee and ask for syrup! A black drip has more caffeine than 2-3 shots of espresso and costs less especially when you want that good ol energy boost
Deadly 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Bloo is a turd and I love him
Time to nut up or shut up 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I love red vs blue memes
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Security 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is she Nicholas Cage?
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One more reason to learn French 12 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Same
Hate when that happens 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
He's so handsome
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Go big and go home 13 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Way to burn bridges
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Jim 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
When I watch the Office back I realize Jim is actually terrible
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Unboxing a snake 14 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Bad unboxing
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Being called baby 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
One of the most comforting things in the world
Frame it like a picture [Night at the Museum 2] 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I can't get enough of Rami
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Problem solved 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Why would that deter anything?
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This should be done in every country 16 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Wow in my country high school dropouts become police officers
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Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Why go to church then?
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The Old Colony Building, Chicago. Built 1893, power washed 2009 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Why would they choose dates so far away from 2009?
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7500 years old toy found in Mardin/Turkey 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Toy car?
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