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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
The saddest easter egg 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Please read the full article and hear the girls side of the story, this guy was not great. She didn't even like video games, and this was just a bandaid for the problem. Both of them don't sound ideal but the guy sounds like a whiney baby more
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Nothing against pineapple 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The mess of rotting pumpkins and them decomposing because students are too lazy to throw them out
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Moving? Contact your local produce department and have them save you boxes. 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I've moved like 10 times and same we always went in the back of supermarket or grocery stores to find boxes
Ice 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
You tell him Ethan
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Communist librarian 22 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Get rekt
Floors are better than walls 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Her name is Tia Bean and I always think it's supposed to be Auntie Bean and then I just get confused
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I don’t think I’ve ever taken my makeup off not sober 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I even take a shower when I'm absolutely plastered I cannot skip my nightly routine and feeling clean
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It's like a window 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I doubt she's the one painting that
Not Now 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Everything except the vodka one
Bring back the classics 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Ok but would the fish one work
We can make this happen 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's the Lazy Town actor that died recently
Right in the feels 32 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Why what's his worst fear
Savage dr phil 15 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Lmaoooo
Some guy's future wife, lol 19 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I didn't say she's disgusting, I'm not slut shaming. I'm saying it's disgusting in general
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Some guy's future wife, lol 19 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's disgusting
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Found something outside my house 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I named my cat Mochi too!!
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Cats are so nice 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
How does her face look fat but she's actually really skinny
Kenny has your back 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
What the hell is kenny gonna do tho?
Thor 11 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I love that movie
This Cafe in Seoul South Korea smells even better than it looks 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I hate the smell of flowers
Thor 11 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Yeah
Thor 11 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I love passing by those houses, the pink one once had a sex blowup doll peeking out the window
OMG!!! 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
But she is gorgeous
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