jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
My sociology class 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My professor Terry with geology ;(((( he was so cute!
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Can't escape the mindset 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ugh this causes fights between my parents
Funsubstance have a new Owner. 67 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Yeah these ads fucking suck in mobile
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Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Would it hurt him if you took it off?
No longer accurate to his NY apartment 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Lol Ray's dirt house with his cows and pigs in it
Real life wall-e 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Walll-eee
Three generations of fatherhood 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Your grandpa was very handsome
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I want this edition so bad 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
You mean hogwarts? "A castle". Pssshhhh
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Difference in High and Low tides in England 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's kinda scary
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Unexpected traveller 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is that Shia lebouf
You scheming jerk 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Apple juice is just as bad as soda
I am so satisfied with this 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I'm not that cheese is nasty
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Don't be that guy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I have one but it doesn't make them look like that!
Don't be that guy 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I want whatever she has to make her small boobs have cleavage!!
Urinal in Scotland 12 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
What happened?
Smart design 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I fucking love history puns
Sit flips 2.0 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I thought he was Asian
Sit flips 2.0 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That's not good form that he's doing the backflips right under him, you're supposed to travel. Still very impressive
The world's strongest acid versus a metal spoon 19 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My wife is beautiful 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Parenting done right!
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Just a random fact 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
I like Steve without a beard
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Intelligence 100 20 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Idk I think it depends. If it's the lock screen maybe, but maybe that person has low self esteem and that one picture makes them feel really good about themselves reminding them that they can be good? But yeah usually it's the other thing
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Havard? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
They probably just thought you were dumb
Side effects may include 6 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Wow that's what I do
And angel and star 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Is her dog dead?