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Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
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He's not wrong you know 31 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Ancestry and 23 and Me have different emphasis on different countries. I forgot which one is which but one will tell you your DNA is from Asian and one will say it's from Africa. No matter how little of a percent, they pull their data bases from those countries and therefore it isn't an accurate reading, just a very good guess

He's not wrong you know 31 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

To convict people of crimes, possibly frame somebody, keep track of citizens. Futuristic possibilities

He's not wrong you know 31 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

He's not wrong I feel the same

Wait, there was second one? 4 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

I didn't know there was a happy feet 2!!

Oof 26 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

But what if he gets an allowance and therefore he bought the computer with allowance money. What are the rules then?

She took revenge f*cking to a whole new level 13 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

She slept with her sister?

This is so true 10 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

@chinese

Bois like these have a 120% percent chance of stealing yo girl 4 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

But he's wearing pink nailpolish so she's a lovely lady having a 120% chance of stealing your man

Your fourth daily dose of art. Have you ever gotten this feeling from a painting? 6 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Ummm... that's what art. is supposed. to do.

But did anyone notice the 'no data' part of this map 16 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

The teach this in anthropology at top universities

This spider is using its webs to lift a shell into a tree and watching it is awesome! 4 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

I hate spiders but this is pretty cool

Hey Alexa, Can you Define Karma? 12 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Why are people downvoting me... I worked there. We accept EBT cards. You can only buy cold food with it though, no hot food

Comics about the Quirks we share 6 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

I really feel that depression one

Hey Alexa, Can you Define Karma? 12 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Are you referencing a stand up comedy bit by an Indian man who's name I cannot remember?

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Hey Alexa, Can you Define Karma? 12 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Whole Foods accepts food stamps what are you talking about?

Jk, I don't have a gf 5 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Bot, did you just steal a post from this site? Are you getting confused?

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Turn off your high beams 26 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

THANK GOD it's BEEN BOTHERING ME I CANNOT SEE YOU STUPID ASS TRUCKS SOMETIMES I JUST ALLOW THEM TO GO IN FRONT OF ME AND PUT MY BRIGHTS ON SO THEY KNOW HOW IT FEELS

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I...I want her friend code now... 10 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

@mistake I was just about to comment the same thing

I fking laughed so hard at this (not mine) 6 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Dude that's an L

If you're gonna make a tinder, take notes from this guy 4 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

He looks a solid 35

This ain't Uber eats 7 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Did you minor in ebonics

Vaina Loca 11 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

I do not know what they're saying but I feel it

True shit 2 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

I feel the exact opposite, my high school exams were so hard because it was subjects I didn't really know much about (horrible teachers) where as in university I am able to choose my classes and invest my interest into learning a subject that I can excel at

Almost 1500 arrows 10 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Actually this dude was Asian looking

Fellas, is it gay if the flower is male? 19 comments

jensensbooty · 5 years ago

Ok if she's doing that in front of you break up with her. That's mad disrespect