jensensbooty

jensensbooty

Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Night at the museum 36 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Oh i'm sorry :( that's messed up
No chromo 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Alright sooo. If you think lesbianism is wrong, where is that belief based out of? My assumption is Christianity where it says being gay is wrong. Which makes your whole statement invalid because fornication is also a sin. So you can either be ok with lesbianism and fornication or be ok with none of it. You can't pick and choose bud
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Night at the museum 36 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
How is a girl having a crush on a guy make us fags
Asserting dominance 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is from Fluffy's new comedy special
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Dinosaur DinoMORE 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
YESS. I'M ALL FOR THIS SHIT
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Door that can close off either of 2 doorways 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Don't like it
Evolution 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
1 and 2 should be switched
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Apparently the dude has no sense of humor lol 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
She was really annoying, the dolphin was better
Smells like sweetness 29 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Wrong. The scent Comfort by bath and body or fresh lavender smells better
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Better than going to the gym 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yuck
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Night at the museum 36 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
He's beautiful
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The Florida of the left 26 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Fuck crazy liberals
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Wait... Look 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I thought it was pretty good :/
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Mom memes 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I wish my mom loved me
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This is right 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I mean, if you're a liar
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HTML tattoo 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Is that a dentist office?
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When mullets were life 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Well millennials look stupid because they are copying the trends of the 80s
Art I think we should all appreciate 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
*muh vuhGIna
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Helping vegans 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
*you're
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Be free 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Fellow?? Fellow crustaceans?
l._.l 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
....Tobuscus?
Up-Close of Van Gogh’s Starry Night 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
As someone who studies art this makes me wet
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A little lesson for you 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Understandable, have a good day
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A little lesson for you 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why doesn't he just give the homeless guy $50?
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Oof 26 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Alright here's another hypothetical. What have if you have a job AND get allowance money? What are the rules then?
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