jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Please consider submitting feedback about the excessive ads 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I am not seeing excessive as well, ads have gone down with the change
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Happy holidays! 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Jesus is a necromancer too
I will I was a little bit taller, I will I was a baller 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That title though
My first attempt at making a rose by hand out of icing for my daughters birthday cake 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why do people upvote this stuff when it's clearly a repost?
Treadmills 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
These are not funny
Menstrual who? 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
It's true. Genesis 3:16 unfortunately. Thanks Satan
Is it oppposite day? 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Could you at least have cropped it?????
Consistency is cool I guess 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I thought she made makeup?
Hate my life 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Stfu I am triggered ngl
Heck 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
You better control your child
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Stares nonchalantly 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
As an art history major this made me smile :)
Awful hissing eight Aardvark 23 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Any dry food recommendations for my kitties?
I've fallen in love with this band, so here y'all go 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
It's a good album
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100% support this dude 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Rip build a bear
Weather in Minnesota 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Is that Alaska?
Guilty 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
But I say that too
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Let's go Dutch 17 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I thought he was speaking Arabic
This question 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Actually that is not "Buddhist heaven" they are atheists. Nirvana is when you reach a state of enlightenment and are no longer held down by the world or it's desires. However to simplify it yeah I guess you can compare it to a buddhist heaven but it's not a place where you go it's a state of being
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No matter how manly you are 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
He looks naked under the tutu
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Brutal diss. Dude is a legend 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
And the thing is the girl in the picture doesn't seem to be wearing that much makeup
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Meet Pipperoni (Pippy) 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
She had a ginger boyfriend!
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These are Pipperonis sisters, Mochi and Bella 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
They love each other! Pippy hates both of them :(
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Meet Pipperoni (Pippy) 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
She's a big fat cat tbh
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Breathtaking view 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Booty
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