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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Lethargic chicken teriyaki
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Pretty late 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Were the farmers educated enough to know what a patent was and that they were violating it? How did they get the potatoes in the first place? Did Lays offer to replant other potatoes if there truly was a misunderstanding? I think if the farmers knew what they were doing was wrong and said no fuck u then lays is in the right for suing
Outrageous old parched Jay 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Poor Khail :(
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Is she though? 20 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Brie Larson kinda sucks
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Lighting a dandelion match 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
How is this possible
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Books every intelligent person should read 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yay I’ve read most of these books
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Soon my pet...soon... 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I doubt it’s going to you I bet it’s going to his wife
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DJ master 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why is there 2 “the”s
stand up for yourself :) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My mom won’t stfu
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Guys.....I'm a dad now 18 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
You fucked a duck?
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When I saw IronMan I was 25 years old. My daughter was newborn. Today she (11 years old) 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I was 10 when iron man came out! My dad and I watched it together :) first movie I think that he showed me
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You mocha me complete. 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Hmmm I don’t think the latte is right, it’s mostly milk, depends how many shots you want
A couple decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
No, this looks like it could be California. We’ve been in a drought but we got lots of rain these past two years that have lead to the superbloom and stuff. It all is related to climate change though, even if it’s nice right now
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Everything about this photo makes me smile 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I hope my husband and I will be the same
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A couple decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That looks not very good for flooding, I hope with the heavy rains they didn’t get flooded
Just think about it 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
No religion believes that joy is a sin, it all depends how you get your joy however
Just think about it 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Would you say the same thing about other religious books?
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Secretive freezing overrated Cheetah 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Chester Cheatah is cheetoh
Same same 23 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Whole different ballpark kiddo
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Wholesome 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Probably at work
That owl has no chill 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Moments before the Norte Dame Cathedral caught on fire (2019)
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Wholesome 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s very nice but I’d be concerned about my kid getting stolen! I guess I’m just extra paranoid
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Hank. His name is Hank 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Correction, per school
Hank. His name is Hank 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yup. $70-$80 per application