jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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This is YOUR stupid prize YOU voted for in 2016 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Puma I saw people on the pro-choice side saying, in the context of the Alabama laws, that once Trump got into office that’s they started stocking up on long-term birth control.... they were using abortion as a substitute for birth control. What igotzapped is saying is not wrong
Obey jesus 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
What church did you end up joining? XD
Let me just drive 55 in a 70 zone and be oblivious to the line of traffic behind me! 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s what frustrates me! I know they’re fast but the only people I see that have Tesla’s are notorious for being bad drivers. I don’t want to name names but I’m hoping with context clues you see where this is going
Perfect match 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I got news for you.... Makeup
Utopian giant angry Yak 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Nice
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Who else sleep like this ??? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Same thekaylapup
Who else sleep like this ??? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is me
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Give me a break 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s why I won’t give anyone sex so they can be ambitious >:(
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The cat, the myth, the legend. 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s so sad :(
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The cat, the myth, the legend. 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Wow that is not a long life. My cat is 8
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The poooor people 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Because ice in milk is gross
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Awesome dog cross-breeds 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Whoops yes
I don't think so 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I’m not even mixed but i’m “light-skinned” and I’m rejected everywhere because people think it’s some kind of privilege. I don’t even look white so I’m not fooling anybody, I didn’t choose for my skin to magically transform after puberty because I was dark as heck before.
Awesome dog cross-breeds 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
The corgi chihuahua is so ugly
I don't think so 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
More like being rejected by everybody. Not white enough, not black enough. Being mixed is really tough
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After accomplishing nothing at work today 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
NSFW please
May the 4th be with you 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Is anyone going to talk about the Nintendo DS?
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Pretty late 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I think it would be, planting potatoes and farming in general are hard work and if Pepsi is suing them for already grown potatoes and possibly confiscating them or not letting them sell the the farmers lose out on a whole years salary. These people are already struggling and a corporation is taking away one year of hard work
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Cold Bread-skordahlia 108 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Lethargic chicken teriyaki
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Pretty late 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Were the farmers educated enough to know what a patent was and that they were violating it? How did they get the potatoes in the first place? Did Lays offer to replant other potatoes if there truly was a misunderstanding? I think if the farmers knew what they were doing was wrong and said no fuck u then lays is in the right for suing
Outrageous old parched Jay 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Poor Khail :(
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Is she though? 20 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Brie Larson kinda sucks
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Lighting a dandelion match 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
How is this possible
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Books every intelligent person should read 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yay I’ve read most of these books
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