jensensbooty
Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope
Colorado 8 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
A win win for everybody
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Beer is better than Jesus 2 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
Jesus taught you how to have sex? I’d very much like to know plz and thank you
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Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
If a college student really wants wine, we’ll get boxed wine, two buck chuck, or anything under $10. Not $20 for one bottle. It’s fair to say you have more means than other college students if you’re purchasing $20 bottles of wine. Idk why you had to turn it into a race thing. I’m a college student myself and know the average cost for alcohol, there was no commentary on her race or what she “should” be drinking, only that her choice is out of the norm and generalized as a college students who has more money than others
Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
Huh????? $20 for a bottle of wine is pretty expensive. College students will spend $20 on some vodka to get fuckin trashed, not sip on it like some classy person.
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A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
Mario got a whole lot real. 6 comments
A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
Oof. We’ve got the next Friedrich Nietzsche over here, on funsubstance. Astounding
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One of the time when DC is better than Marvel 18 comments
Fixed it for you guys 8 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
You know what really surprised me though? Someone speaking in broken English about how they were annoyed at Mexicans speaking Spanish at them and saying they need to learn English
One more tweet in the US Army thread. 8 comments
jensensbooty
· 5 years ago
Have you ever been sexually assaulted? Do you know how traumatic that is?
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