jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
It’s all love really 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Are you American?
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Paris as the sun sets 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Oops this photo is in violation of copyright law because the Eiffel towers lights are on
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Sneaky sneaky 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Been there done that
I really wish I was that goddamn clever 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Thank you!
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I really wish I was that goddamn clever 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I don’t get it
Just friendly neighbourhood leopards 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Not yet! I’m assuming nothing has really changed
Just friendly neighbourhood leopards 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Moira!
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Musical theatre problems 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
When someone’s mic is still on and the audience can hear them and you have to stay in character
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Marry the landlord 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Prenup
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Savage 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
No way
Savage 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Like what kinda guys are you talking to if you get one?
Savage 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I have no idea how it happens
Right jazzy Cobra 18 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
But the tarp though
Savage 16 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
How do you even get unsolicited dick pics
Death risk situation 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
*me after a bad day vs my mom asking simple questions
Savage 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Mmmm give me more of that main stream cow chop memes boiii
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Jesus 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is completely wrong because all we know for sure is that he was ugly and you can’t disrespect black panther like that
Hello Kitty 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I want this
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A very interesting writing on the hypothetical truth behind heaven 25 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Sounds more like... idk hell? It’s all the things God told you not to do?
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The face of a god 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I loved this show!
This hit me 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ouch!
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Imagine 60 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
But he was using a metaphor????
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You can work here and still have your dignity. - Denmark, probably 45 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Unions suck in the US. They cover peoples asses who don’t do their jobs
Momma had a good message 20 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I was just going to say this ^^^
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