jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
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jensensbooty · 5 years ago
You missed the opportunity for Harry Houndini
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Catch-a-cat 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is me
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Every god damn time 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Shiiiiit my mom does this in the middle of the day
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It's what she deserves. Periodt. CityBoyz 100-0 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I’m sorry what happened? How did he have access to her account?
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So how was your weekend? 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My cat literally goes crazy with cat nip. We give it to her so she can be tired at night and not bother us when we sleep
Seriously kids? 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I love 50 First Dates
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Twitter these days 20 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
In junior high I started getting into braiding and started experimenting with braids and came up with what is now known as “Boxer braids”. I just needed a cute way to get my hair out of my face during camping and wanted to do something different than just two normal braids on the side of my head. I still do them sometimes but I’ve gotten comments like I’m trying too hard and comments from black people walking by saying “little girl wants our braids” or something like that. I’m Mexican with light skin so I assume they mistook me for white but I literally did not steal the hair trend and “came up” with it on my own. Hair styles being claimed is ridiculous
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Ummmm I think my cookies are broken 17 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Same
So much wasted talent and youth 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
As someone who’s family knows him I care?
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The little trashmaid 17 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
You had good thoughtful remarks about the casting of a black person as little mermaid in other posts but dropping the n-word discredits you completely
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So much wasted talent and youth 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My family knows his family... my dad worked with his mom. We had a play date before he started getting into his roles and became busy. His mom was so nice offering to take us backstage to his shows he was in. We always declined because we didn’t want to take advantage of them. I am so sad for his family right now. I didn’t know him that well but my dad reached out to his mom. So sad
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The little trashmaid 17 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
What the hell is wrong with you?
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YouTube sucksss 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Now I didn’t say that
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Christian stuff ( Why would you bring your infant to church? ) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
People are background checked at my church before they are allowed to take care of the kids. Also we have rules like no lap sitting and no hugs and stuff like that
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Packed trails 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I like hiking but I don’t do it often
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Dammit, jesus! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Actually this radical hippie loved sinners and didn’t get butthurt
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YouTube sucksss 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ads are more for the creators
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Christian stuff ( Why would you bring your infant to church? ) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Where would you leave them? Just bring them to the nursery!
Asston martini 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yuck
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"the billionaire" 13 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Please follow through
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Shit 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yikes getting butthurt about religious figures
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Shit 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Jesus was historically documented and was a person lmao
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Pluviophile. It's a rainy day here and I love it 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I thought I was one until I moved to Seattle. I guess I just love rain because it’s so hot over here all the time
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I need friends like this "cries in corner" 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
The guy in the left..... noooooo......