jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Youtube everyone 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Archeologist in the future: what does this mean?
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Trolling your parents 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Are you trying to get killed
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Needs to be said 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yikes this is so true. Examples: Kim Kardashian, Nikki Minaj, etc... I meet so many girls that are proud of how many guys they’ve slept with and tell me in detail what they’re doing.... yuck. When did women lose their dignity?
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I found this in the reviews of my local blood donation center 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
@mrfarhenheit oh wow you are so right because I did just that
I found this in the reviews of my local blood donation center 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I’m type O so I’m superior than all of you
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Tables to pallets 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Is this supposed to be funny because hipsters make coffee tables from a bunch of old palettes
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After area 51 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ugh I’d love a trip to Italy
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bruh 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Honestly this is such a heavy point. I’m scared to go running alone at night but I have to run at dusk because the weather is too hot in the day. I live in a safe neighborhood but the risk is always present
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Oof... 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I think it’s been a PR stunt to try to deflect partial blame from her. She wasn’t a young intern. She was a mature woman who knew right from wrong
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Ugliest momentous Kudu 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My cats will do the opposite and sit wherever the towel is not
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This makes me smile 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Buy button
Elephant rock, iceland 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Isn’t this gone now?
Almost every time he was on the screen 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
“Underwear zone”. I love it
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Almost every time he was on the screen 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Poor guy :(
This is how my bf is 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My friend and I were just debating this because we’re born in 1998, she thinks the delineation is made by your experience about the recession I think it’s 9/11. She says that millennials were just entering the job market when the 2008 recession hit while Gen Z’s parents when through the recession. I think if you’re too young to remember 9/11 you are Gen Z. Both of our logic is spotty and we have no definite answer on what makes you millennial or Gen z, I don’t feel comfortable with either so I think Zillenial is a great alternative
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Stairway to heaven 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Aren’t these the Griffith obersvatory steps?
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Eagle vs fox vs rabbit 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Omg nooo
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Practice season with a watermelon! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Wouldn’t that extremely damage his neck?
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Shark do do do 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Wait where can I buy this shark I used to have it but had to throw it away can someone help
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Not paying full attention 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why.... would you step.... on running water..?????
This is such a sweet story between these two folks 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Hold up I thought this was the plot of the notebook
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Well-made irritating Gaur 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
You can make the same money being a hospital technician. All you need is a certificate. It’s like the same amount of hours for more pay
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Nance not giving much to randy these days 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Because I think it’s a gross behavior when men expect sex and this man is gross because he obviously expects sex so much he wants to hold it against his wife, a dangerous behavior. It seems like he thinks he deserves it? Honestly I’m thinking the worst about it, wife’s can be raped too. I’m not saying that’s what’s gonna happen but this seems like the first step towards a destructive path
Something that needed to be said! 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
What the fuck kinda person asked this I hope they’re like 12 and don’t know anything
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Nance not giving much to randy these days 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is kinda gross
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