jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Not when you're quantum ꜱhitting 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
“FugeHaggot”
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The blue colour sounds like maybe idea in TV show Breaking Bad, maybe not 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This is prohibition breaking bad
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Good movie btw. Quest for fire 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
?
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So cute, as scandinavians saying life is hard 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I’m dying laughing *also dying inside*
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This represents Brazil more than soccer and samba 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
They transitioned to a wheelchair?
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F**ken baby snacher 17 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
The joke is it’s her girlfriend and because they can’t biologically reproduce she’ll find her gf a man and she’s asking which color for the baby so she can pick someone out for her
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Fast Approach! 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Where does he want to go?
When you say you don't like people 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Boomer alert
CAT WITH BIG FOOTERS 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That is a fucking medieval manuscript illustration
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How to kill mosquitoes 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I love this boomer humor
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Logic is hard 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Oh fuck in drubk I can’t process this
Being such a whimper 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Trust me it isn’t bs
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Proud 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Where was that in Walmart, genuine question why was no one firing at him in an open carry state?
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Nailed it, Jesus 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Actually, no there aren’t. When looking at the original manuscripts all of them document the same event. I’ve never ever heard of the blind Roman before
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Nailed it, Jesus 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Y’all are kinda both wrong, the didn’t stab him in the hip they stabbed him in the lung with a spear to see what would come out, water if he was dead and blood if he was still alive. Water came out so they knew he was already dead
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He's right! 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Native who?
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He's right! 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Assuming that is an American space team that statement is no longer accurate
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Glad we can all come together on some things 14 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I like how everyone acknowledges he was murdered when it’s reported it was a “suicide attempt”
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Very sad how our societies have started to turn down this path 46 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Hmmm I would say besides a medical condition and being raped being fat and getting pregnant as a teen is your fault.
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It was the video games! 114 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I don’t want this on my tl plz and thanks
Is this a joke? 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Well they named them that way to play a trick on everybody
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Your first defense 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Yiiiiiikes
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Be good to each other 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why is he see through
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How I wish I could have that 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
And then you’re dead
Funny, but in a sad way. 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ok let’s talk about seattle though. I live in LA and spent two years in Seattle and I think the homeless problem is worse there
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