jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Enjoying a good tune together 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Because you’re a furry
Won't somebody please think of the ducks?! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Is this the University of Washington?
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A true king 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I literally could not understand this and had to read it multiple times because maybe was split into two words
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Valonia green algae, the largest single-celled organism on Earth 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s Minecraft slime
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Larry tells it like it is 44 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Dude if you’re from America there’s black people food. Bring some soul food, I’m sure that’s your culture, and it’s really good
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True 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
How times have changed
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Sadly there are many hard things to say 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
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Life as I know it 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
The 2nd and last panels are switched
Sweet home Alabama 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My ex wanted to date his sister
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Good job 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Finally China is stepping up
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Know your f**king place,trash 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Well she quit music so we all have something to be grateful for today
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*** oath *** 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I don’t like this meme format
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Oh my 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
What does this mean
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Being smart gets you killed 39 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Predestination is a wild concept
Robert downey jr 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
We need more Sherlock Holmes
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Hon hon hon 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
No, Paris
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Hon hon hon 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Everyone in France was super nice to us, nicer than the Italians. We asked them in French if they spoke English and they said yes because they wanted an opportunity to practice their English. Idk where the rude French people caricature comes from, those people were lovely
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I may not relate to this but damn if it isn't art 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Ummm shouldn’t she not be drinking wine while she’s breastfeeding?
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My mom isn't afraid to throw hands 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My mom just gets mad at me
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A witch of the highest order 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I don’t get it
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#9 weekly science alert 11 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Japan no
One Day at a Time 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
That’s more than I do when I am not depressed
True that, 5 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
God