jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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The only things keep Me alive ! 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
LACMA
Got a decent lead on me tho 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wrong site brother bot
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The Seattle Space Needle Billboard, circa 1977 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I hope they all played the Beatles soundtrack
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One ticket to 9th circle of hell please 65 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
He was talking about a specific church not a generalization about women
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It all fits 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No tigger rhymes with bigger because Obama is bigger than the other guy
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It all fits 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Tigger?
The perfect death doesn't exi- 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Probably not from but while
RDJ in Tropic Thunder 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
What movie?
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An exciting drive with my wife 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Poor girl is tired
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With sweat and tears 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Is that a lot because $60,000 is just a little bit above average in the US, certainly not even a lot in California
Look again:) 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
NSFW?
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The talk its always awkward 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
STOP
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The world, according to aliens in movies 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Not Independence Day
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Let’s hear them. The more niche the better 16 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The dinosaur incident
I am guilty of having a stash of plastic bags 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’ve been trying to find an alternative to plastic bags for kitty litter but I just can’t think of one. Litter is not very good for the environment because of the clay and apparently some litter is compostable but it’s super inconvenient
Best feeling in the world. Apparently sex is better, but wouldn't know 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I literally was doing this as I scrolled to this post
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I actually never thought of that, I guess I do only care about myself 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
But then other precious babies wouldn’t be adopted as much, we’ve helped at least 6 cats in a 10 year span
The Arabian sand boa looks like a sock puppet 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
He looks like a downs snake
The irritating gentleman 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I would say the expression on his face would lead to that conclusion. It’s pretty obvious, artists pay attention to the smallest details and are perfectionists that use the art of expression to convey their purpose
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What would you do?' 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Well hurry because the fish needs oxygen
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I eat. I enjoy 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I hated this movie also this guy was a creep
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This belongs here 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No that’s Sean astin from 50 first dates!
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What if I told you 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yeah as if, it’s the other way around
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