jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
How the times have changed 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I don’t like ubers or taxi drivers I don’t feel safe
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Find the dog 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
What differentiates the dog from the polar bears?
Madlads the both of them 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No it’s actually performance art
Life hack 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I think you mean alcoholic
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Fake level: China 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It was in the US too
My goals 2020 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why did someone draw him like this
Try me 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I like how he had to take a picture of the large size
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Memes (cue 15 comments saying "memes" ) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No
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Memes (cue 15 comments saying "memes" ) 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Location is LACMA
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The old Gods seem a lot more relatable 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why put your trust in a deity that fucks up just like you but worse
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Hey there 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Howdy boi
Stand up for science 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Why are you booing me? I’m right
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Stand up for science 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
The holocaust happened
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Reality hurts 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This kinda ugly ngl
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..-Then sang a song 10 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Wow just like the real police, they don’t give a fuck either
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Trust no thot 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
My moms name is Elise and her half sister is Therese and she deserves a song way more than her sister does so I’m glad
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Triumph of mankind 1 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
His pp big
Lowest effective dose (led) 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
More like chad because they’re on fucking stupid trucks
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I hope my legacy will be remembered 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
Huge l o l....
Wow that was intense 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
But also please don’t have too much of it
T-Shirts made from plastic bottles 6 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
I’m pretty sure micro plastic is more harmful to the environment than a whole ass bottle... just sayin....
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Are you ready to be sad? I sure wasn't 15 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
This isn’t fun at all
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Imagine going up against this wild lad?! 20 comments
jensensbooty · 5 years ago
33?!?!?!
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