jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Uh uh, we got a moron here! 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Can someone explain to me how vaccines work when they aren’t a practically dead virus that you are coaching your body to fight and create anti bodies for
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Sometimes listen to your children 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Clean up their room lmao DISGUSTANG
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When all you've known is React 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
YEET her
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Oh, thank you! 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Maybe community college
Bagel jesus 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thanks, I’m just frustrated with the homeless population that I’ve encountered. My family and I have offered sandwiches countless times and we’ve gotten, more than once, “no I don’t like mustard” or “no I don’t like tomato” and then they ask for money. It makes me want to try less to help them when they seem ungrateful and our efforts are thrown in our face. Perhaps the solution is more mental health services for them
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Tick Tock 23 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’m against trump but I did not want him out, it’s literally a waste of time and money at this point with all of these proceedings and then the dems shot themselves in the foot with their lack of evidence. He’s literally so close to being out of office but dems just keep on fucking up with this and their candidates that, with our luck, we’ll get him for a unwanted second term
Oh, thank you! 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
“High school movie” “new college girl”
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Bagel jesus 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yeah I used to do this with the pastries at my work at the end of the day but the homeless always didn’t want them, they told me I didn’t have anything they liked or they already had something sweet that day.... like wtf
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Tick Tock 23 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That man is far from patient
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How even 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Not fun
Redheads 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The first girl is not a real redhead
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Solid as a rock 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The Bible does say Cain knew what he was doing, he would hold the better stuff for himself and not give the best to God. It didn’t matter that he had a “worse” sacrifice than his brother, his heart was not pure and his brothers was.
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Fake level: China 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
From what I know they did this in the 60s with movies when the film industries were failing, they planted paid audience members to laugh or cry with the movie to synchronize the emotions of everyone around them and provide a stronger movie experience
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Baguette 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The French were very friendly to me in Paris when I asked them in French if they spoke English, they almost always said yes and were happy to help
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Other than the pro tag, pretty much useless 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
F off bot
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Double standards 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yuck
Hope this hasn't been posted already 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yes!
Alabama on a 100 here 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Watch the video
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Hope this hasn't been posted already 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Also Leonardo was known for his chiaroscuro, using shading to emphasize the contrast of light and dark, so he would have not painted with colors this bright. This is more along the style of Michelangelo
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Beware the fairies 15 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No just no. Autism has been linked to environmental factors such as pollution. Mothers who live by a freeway when they are pregnant are more likely to have an autistic baby
Well well 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Good
To wash down your lil bits 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Carbonation?
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Wholesome, and some people need to hear and understand this 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why does it look like he hung himself in the last panel is this a such joke
Even cartoons still better 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
What’s with all the NSFW posts?
What can I say 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Big oof