jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
SkåL brothers! 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That should be an Inca
Like a GOT f**king creatures 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Imagine how different dinosaurs looked if this is what a bear looks like with no fur
Girls like her will try to sell you bath water 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
How do you get a face like hers
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Bet he said "ofc I'd never show anyone else." 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Damn that sucks
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Look at those abs though. 14 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Jesus is God in the Bible, not a prophet
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Look at those abs though. 14 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Jesus is not a prophet lol
I don’t see the issue 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Good song though
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Edgelord69 has logged in 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Spoken like the Unabomber
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He can preach at me any day 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The account is suspended :(
Pain 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Me waking up for my lecture this morning
Seriously, why??? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Because this isn’t fucking 9 g a g
Tell me how it went 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The pixels
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Skipping class 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s not skipping class, skipping class is not logging on
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Perfection 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Nooo he’s gonna stretch them out
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You heard it here first 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
“Joans”
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Stolen from B 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Mmm watchya saayyy
I seriously miss having that 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
No
Cookies In The Oven 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Then they have to cool down first :(
Sadly where I live this kind of people are way too common 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I always think somethings wrong with them
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Netflix bad? 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s a new one
Oh yeah. It's all coming together 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Actually it is, there’s another virus in China called hantavirus. But besides one case and death, I don’t know if it’s spreading
Loved this movie 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Can’t believe it came out in 2014. I was looking at my ticket stubs and found it, I thought it came out recently like 2017!
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It's all falling apart 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yes but not everybody gets the joke because they’re not a mainstream band, so I wanted to provide context
It's all falling apart 11 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s also a band
World war 3 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
STOP
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