jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Old school spider killing 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Boomer humor
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Sounds pretty believable 15 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
He could have killed you! Wtf!
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It's so DAM funny 7 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Me neither, it’s tough
Love you grandma :) 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
My grandmas a nut lol
Right in the feels man 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That’s what being depressed entails
Social distancing tip! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Damn I’m gonna need aloe Vera from just reading that
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Reasons to love france 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The food was ok
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Mark R. Sullivan, the one true Prophet, circa 1953 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The only Tacoma I know of is in Washington and the only Pasadena I know of is in California, which one is it?
Faggy son 3 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Both are the second one
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How to deal with bullies 101 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
This tactic doesn’t really work on bullies when they spread rumors about you, talk about you just far away from you so you can kinda hear what they’re saying and know it’s about you but can’t hear the specifics, and socially isolate you
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SkåL brothers! 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That should be an Inca
Like a GOT f**king creatures 8 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Imagine how different dinosaurs looked if this is what a bear looks like with no fur
Girls like her will try to sell you bath water 11 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
How do you get a face like hers
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Bet he said "ofc I'd never show anyone else." 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Damn that sucks
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Look at those abs though. 14 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Jesus is God in the Bible, not a prophet
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Look at those abs though. 14 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Jesus is not a prophet lol
I don’t see the issue 12 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Good song though
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Edgelord69 has logged in 5 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Spoken like the Unabomber
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He can preach at me any day 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The account is suspended :(
Pain 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Me waking up for my lecture this morning
Seriously, why??? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Because this isn’t fucking 9 g a g
Tell me how it went 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
The pixels
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Skipping class 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
That’s not skipping class, skipping class is not logging on
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Perfection 2 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
Nooo he’s gonna stretch them out
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You heard it here first 4 comments
jensensbooty · 6 years ago
“Joans”
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