jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Fuck Whole Foods I hated working there
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They're adorable 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s what happened to us too! We got one kitty, put her in the crate in the back and she wouldn’t stop crying. We turned around and got her sister and she was completely fine after that! They ended up hating each other though, funny story.
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You know, the one with the meat and two veg 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This seems kinda fishy to me, maybe it was a women’s only posting? Just like multicultural internships where you can’t be white lol
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Reasons to Like France 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The food was not very good
No Shoes 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You’re right I’m wearing slippers
Melatonin and some tea also works 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I get so many complaints in the hospital over the beeping, they ask me to turn it off lol
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I speak for those people, me included, who aren’t panic hoarding TP and would like to 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
In Singapore they were all sold out lol
Is this a crossover episode? 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wrong site bot. We have a strong lack of degenerates and weebs
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What 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Man I love Boston market
Fifteen years ago today. And the rest is history 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Pam is so cute
This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Probably a joke... I hope it’s not real lol
Midwesterns vs southerns 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Me in the Seattle winter :(
How would you have done it? 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wait that’s how I do it
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Say hi to Mr.Peep 29 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Hi Mr. Peep
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Old school spider killing 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Boomer humor
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Sounds pretty believable 15 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
He could have killed you! Wtf!
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It's so DAM funny 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Me neither, it’s tough
Love you grandma :) 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
My grandmas a nut lol
Right in the feels man 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s what being depressed entails
Social distancing tip! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Damn I’m gonna need aloe Vera from just reading that
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Reasons to love france 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The food was ok
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Mark R. Sullivan, the one true Prophet, circa 1953 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The only Tacoma I know of is in Washington and the only Pasadena I know of is in California, which one is it?
Faggy son 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Both are the second one
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How to deal with bullies 101 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This tactic doesn’t really work on bullies when they spread rumors about you, talk about you just far away from you so you can kinda hear what they’re saying and know it’s about you but can’t hear the specifics, and socially isolate you
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