jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

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Happy birthday 2 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Humans are so sentimental I love it
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Fishy Fun Day #12: Spotted Boxfish @scatmandingo 22 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Do the humuhumunukunukuapua’a!
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Thank you! I think it was also my store that was really weird, I dated someone from there that worked at other Whole Foods locations and said that he never encountered a weirder one than ours. Because honestly, Whole Foods had some really great programs that I was looking forward to and I wanted to stay there a long time but I wouldn’t sacrifice my future for some extra cash. I was in a lucky enough position to chose between these two worlds so I chose to focus on my scholarship which has really paid off. But they have amazing retirement, insurance, and scholarships for students. My location never gave me the opportunity to benefit from those programs
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Uhm no? I really gave my all at Whole Foods but they were really inflexible
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
It was shortly after the amazon acquire so apparently things used to be “more chill” before I started working there but management became more strict about appearances and attitude and pushing the Amazon agenda. They were also really freakin weird, if Whole Foods wasn’t your be all end all you were seen as “not devoted”. So if you wanted more for yourself and didn’t want to be promoted to management you were seen as stupid. I was a student and told them that right off the get-go that it was my main motivation to be a student first as I was trying to transfer to the #1 school in the nation. They really didn’t give a crap and management thought I was a slacker because Whole Foods wasn’t my life, school was. Anyways, I quit after they started scheduling me during classes after I repeatedly went to management about it. I’m now about to graduate from said #1 school with a 4.0! So Whole Foods can kiss my butt because there’s better things in store for me than working at a grocery store
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Fuck Whole Foods I hated working there
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They're adorable 1 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
That’s what happened to us too! We got one kitty, put her in the crate in the back and she wouldn’t stop crying. We turned around and got her sister and she was completely fine after that! They ended up hating each other though, funny story.
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You know, the one with the meat and two veg 5 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
This seems kinda fishy to me, maybe it was a women’s only posting? Just like multicultural internships where you can’t be white lol
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Reasons to Like France 2 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
The food was not very good
No Shoes 12 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
You’re right I’m wearing slippers
Melatonin and some tea also works 3 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
I get so many complaints in the hospital over the beeping, they ask me to turn it off lol
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I speak for those people, me included, who aren’t panic hoarding TP and would like to 4 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
In Singapore they were all sold out lol
Is this a crossover episode? 2 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Wrong site bot. We have a strong lack of degenerates and weebs
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What 10 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Man I love Boston market
Fifteen years ago today. And the rest is history 1 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Pam is so cute
This is what my mom got me for my 27th birthday 3 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Probably a joke... I hope it’s not real lol
Midwesterns vs southerns 6 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Me in the Seattle winter :(
How would you have done it? 9 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Wait that’s how I do it
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Say hi to Mr.Peep 15 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Hi Mr. Peep
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Old school spider killing 5 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
Boomer humor
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Sounds pretty believable 15 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
He could have killed you! Wtf!
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It's so DAM funny 7 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
Me neither, it’s tough
Love you grandma :) 2 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
My grandmas a nut lol
Right in the feels man 10 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
That’s what being depressed entails