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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Healed Femurs and the Earliest Signs of Civilization 14 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Comment section: Press X to doubt
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Getting a tan 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This made me smile :)
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 146 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Wow thank you for mentioning me!!
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Daily reminder to celebrate Hollywood losing money 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This is interesting because Hitler also had a Degenerate Art Museum where a lot of Afro art was placed. Don’t know which narrative is correct
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Pullout bunk bed 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Is that the double decker couch?
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Top Tier relatability 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You don’t want Slov on this site trust me
Top Tier relatability 17 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You don’t want Slov on this site trust me
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The ultimate dad sock 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Buy button?
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An alternative take on a period correct Last Supper 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Very cool!
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Jumping onto the bandwagon before it's too late 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Slov hasn’t spread his Ljubljana atrocities here, begone bot!
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Frog of sheer f*cking will 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That is so cool
First to read, then to dance 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
This is so scary that my parents might have this set up and I’m 21
Ten 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
You got me, I’ve never watched the show
Ten 7 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It’s almost like they’re.... siblings
I mean 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Of course it’s Berkeley, thank god i didn’t go to that insane school
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Mariya Takeuchi singer of Plastic Love 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
She has good music
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Hilarious 12 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
By shot he means with rubber bullets
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It's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Don’t let him play poker
Happy birthday 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Humans are so sentimental I love it
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Fishy Fun Day #12: Spotted Boxfish @scatmandingo 22 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Do the humuhumunukunukuapua’a!
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thank you! I think it was also my store that was really weird, I dated someone from there that worked at other Whole Foods locations and said that he never encountered a weirder one than ours. Because honestly, Whole Foods had some really great programs that I was looking forward to and I wanted to stay there a long time but I wouldn’t sacrifice my future for some extra cash. I was in a lucky enough position to chose between these two worlds so I chose to focus on my scholarship which has really paid off. But they have amazing retirement, insurance, and scholarships for students. My location never gave me the opportunity to benefit from those programs
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Uhm no? I really gave my all at Whole Foods but they were really inflexible
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You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
It was shortly after the amazon acquire so apparently things used to be “more chill” before I started working there but management became more strict about appearances and attitude and pushing the Amazon agenda. They were also really freakin weird, if Whole Foods wasn’t your be all end all you were seen as “not devoted”. So if you wanted more for yourself and didn’t want to be promoted to management you were seen as stupid. I was a student and told them that right off the get-go that it was my main motivation to be a student first as I was trying to transfer to the #1 school in the nation. They really didn’t give a crap and management thought I was a slacker because Whole Foods wasn’t my life, school was. Anyways, I quit after they started scheduling me during classes after I repeatedly went to management about it. I’m now about to graduate from said #1 school with a 4.0! So Whole Foods can kiss my butt because there’s better things in store for me than working at a grocery store
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